....you gotta rub me the right way .....

Say you're walking along whatever city street you tend to walk along and you discovered a lamp. Not just any old lamp but that old magic lamp you've been hearing about. Let's say you give it a rub and lo and behold, a genie pops (oozes, smokes whatever) out and is willing to grant you one wish. And cause this is Canada, he'll grant you two wishes...one for the wider world (if you'd do that kind of thing) and one strictly for yourself. And no, you can't use your wish to get unlimited or more wishes you can't be greedy. What would you wish for?